Tales of a Tourist Hipster

by shampoo
Joe - mad: OPENING DAY.. ALRIGHT BABY, LET'S GO TOURISTS!! THE 2009 SEASON FOR ASHEVILLE BEGAN IN KANNAPOLIS, NC ON THURSDAY... Joe - sad: OK, ANY MINUTE NOW, LETS GET SOME RUNS.. AND THE INNINGS MOVE ALONG.. Joe - disgusted: OK.. WELL, LETS GET SOME HITS AT LEAST... AND THE EVENING MOVES INTO THE EIGHTH INNING... Joe - surprised: THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT! !! AND THE FIRST HIT OF THE SEASON COMES FROM LF TYLER MASSEY!!! Joe - mad: FABIAN SPINS SIX SHUTOUT INNINGS.. I'LL TAKE GOOD PITCHING ANY DAY SO A 1-0 LOSS IS NOT ALWAYS A LOSS...