POP CULTURE

by dexrandjen
LESLIE - normal: OH! PRESIDENT ELECTIONS ARE COMING UP! I'M AT LEAST 82% SURE I'LL WIN! BEFORE LUNCH AT JAMES MADISON HIGH... JACOB - normal: WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE YOU'LL WIN? LESLIE - normal: WELL, I'VE ALREADY PROMISED BETTER, NEWER BOOKS FOR ALL CLASSES, HEALTHIER LUNCHES, AND A VOCABULARY GROUP. JACOB - normal: YAWN...I BET I'LL WIN FOR SURE. LESLIE - normal: WELL, IF YOU'RE SO COCKY, WHAT'D YOU PROMISE OUR FELLOW HIGH SCHOOLERS? JACOB - normal: WELL, FOR STARTERS, ALL NERDS WILL BE GIVEN A PROPER WEDGIE BY ALL SENIORS... LESLIE - MAD: AND WHO APPLIES AS A NERD?! (DEFENSIVELY) JACOB - normal: ALL KIDS WHO EVER MADE A "D" AND UP. ANYWAY, I'LL ALSO MAKE SURE EVERY MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, AND FRIDAY WE HAVE APPLE PIE. LESLIE - ULTRA MAD: THAT'S EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK, YOU IDIOT! AND EVERYONE MAKES A GRADE ABOVE A "D"!!! JACOB - normal: EXACTLY! ISN'T IT AWESOME?! OH, YEAH, AND ALL TEACHERS CAN NO LONGER GIVE OUT DETENTIONS. LESLIE - ULTRA MAD: SCHOOL PRESIDENTS DON'T HAVE HIGH ENOUGH AUTHORITY TO CHANGE THOSE TYPES OF THINGS!! HOW RETARDED CAN YOU GET?! JACOB - IM A FLIRT: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE ALL PISSED OFF, YOU'RE KINDA CUTE... LESLIE - FLIRTEE: YOU'RE NOT TOO BAD LOOKING YOURSELF, JACOB... JACOB - IM A FLIRT: HOW'S ABOUT WE CALL OFF THIS WHOLE ELECTION AND GO GRAB A SODA? LESLIE - normal: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL DAY? JACOB - normal: IT'S ROMANTIC...RIGHT? LESLIE - FLIRTEE: LET'S GO!! JACOB - IM A FLIRT: ALRIGHT!!