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a modester proposal

by chirpXL

jerp - normal: HEY, KEN, I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW WE CAN PREVENT THE COMING BOOMEROCALYPSE AND SAVE THE AMERICAN ECONOMY!
ken - normal: OH YEAH? HOW'S THAT?
jerp - normal: I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE VIETNAM DRAFT AND REALIZED THERE WAS HISTORICAL PRECEDENT FOR MY SOLUTION.
ken - surprised: OKAAAAY...
jerp - happy: HERE'S MY IDEA. WHEN PEOPLE TURN 65, THEY GO INTO A LOTTERY. AND WHEN THEIR NUMBERS COME UP, THEY HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH!
ken - sad: SO IT'S ONE PART LOGAN'S RUN AND TWO PARTS HUNGER GAMES?
jerp - normal: EXACTLY. THE GENIUS OF IT IS THAT AMERICANS WILL NOW HAVE AN INCENTIVE TO STAY STRONG AND HEALTHY. IN CASE THEIR NUMBER COMES UP.
ken - mad: IF THEY WANT TO LIVE TO BE OCTAGENARIANS, THEY HAVE TO SURVIVE THE OCTAGON!
jerp - disgusted: AND WITH THE REVENUES FROM WATCHING OUR GRANDPARENTS BATTLE IT OUT ON PPV, MEDICARE SHOULD BE FULLY FUNDED FOR THE REST OF US.
ken - scared: I GUESS IF IT CAME RIGHT DOWN TO IT, IF IT WAS ME OR SOMEONE ELSE... I COULD KILL A BITCH.
jerp - mad: SO YOU REALLY LIKE MY IDEA TO SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE?
ken - happy: WELL, I STILL LIKE IT BETTER THAN THE ROMNEY/RYAN PLAN.

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