toonlet: My Undead Life #5

My Undead Life #5

by cloister

Zombie - happy: RRRRRR...
I RAG ON BEING A ZOMBIE ALL THE TIME, BUT IT DOES HAVE ITS PERKS.
BEING UNDEAD, I GET VIRTUALLY ZERO PETITIONERS OR POLLSTERS.
ON THE RARE OCCASION THAT I DO, IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, NAY EXPECTED, FOR ME TO EAT THEM.
AND IT NEVER FAILS. YOU JUST SIT DOWN FOR A BITE OF HUMAN FLESH AND BAM!
GUY WITH A CLIPBOARD.
Zombie - mad: URRRRR...
WHO AM I VOTING FOR? I'LL TELL YOU WHO I'M VOTING FOR.
THE CANDIDATE WITH THE MOST BRAINS.
[CRUNCH]
Zombie - happy: GRR... ARR...
THE MOST DELICIOUS BRAINS.

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Re: My Undead Life #5by wolfbyte
Lisa - wry grin 2: IF ZOMBIES HAD THE VOTE...
Lisa - wry grin: ..BUSH NEVER WOULD HAVE GOT IN.
Lisa - ZING!: ZING

Lisa - wry grin 2: IF ZOMBIES HAD THE VOTE...
Lisa - wry grin: ..BUSH NEVER WOULD HAVE GOT IN.
Lisa - ZING!: ZING

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