toonlet: My Undead Life #2

My Undead Life #2

by cloister

HEY. ZOMBIE BRAD HERE AGAIN. GET A LOAD OF THIS DOUCHE BAG.
HE'S MAKING HIS WAY THROUGH A CROWD OF ZOMBIES BY PRETENDING TO BE ONE. HE'S WHAT I LIKE TO REFER TO AS THE WALKING DUMB.
NOBODY, LIVING OR DEAD, IS GOING TO BE FOOLED BY HIS NERVOUS SHUFFLING. YOU'VE GOT TO LET HIM MAKE IT A LITTLE WAY, THOUGH.
I MEAN, HE'S TRYING SO HARD. HE MIGHT AS WELL FEEL A LITTLE SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT.
BEFORE HE FEELS THE COLD ZOMBIE TEETH OF DEATH.
OH, THERE'S ZOMBIE JENNY. SHE'S GOING UP TO HIM, SNIFFING, AND WALKING AWAY. CLASSIC!
WELL, A ZOMBIE'S GOTTA EAT. IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME...
tasty mortal - dead: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I CAN ACTUALLY TASTE THE STUPIDITY. IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. VERY STUPID CHICKEN.

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Re: My Undead Lifeby taterprint
hercules 3000 - normal: HEE HEEE! TO *ME* THAT'S REALLY FUNNY! THOUGH OF COURSE...
hercules 3000 - laughing: ZOMBIES DON'T EAT ROBOTS!

hercules 3000 - normal: HEE HEEE! TO *ME* THAT'S REALLY FUNNY! THOUGH OF COURSE...
hercules 3000 - laughing: ZOMBIES DON'T EAT ROBOTS!

Re: My Undead Lifeby gnat
Marvin Gharden - normal: OMG! I TOTALLY GET THAT FROM STUPID ARCHAEOLOGIST ALL THE TIME! THEY'RE ALL LIKE . . .
Marvin Gharden - archaeologist: DUR-DE-DUR. TEMPLE EMPTY. ME SMASH. ME NO APPRECIATE HOW HARD MARVIN WORKED TO GET DUST LOOKING THIS GOOD. DUR.
Marvin Gharden - curious: SO, YOU KNOW. BRAIN 'EM ALL. THAT'S WHAT I SAY. LET THE SCARABS SORT 'EM OUT. AM I RIGHT?

Marvin Gharden - normal: OMG! I TOTALLY GET THAT FROM STUPID ARCHAEOLOGIST ALL THE TIME! THEY'RE ALL LIKE . . .
Marvin Gharden - archaeologist: DUR-DE-DUR. TEMPLE EMPTY. ME SMASH. ME NO APPRECIATE HOW HARD MARVIN WORKED TO GET DUST LOOKING THIS GOOD. DUR.
Marvin Gharden - curious: SO, YOU KNOW. BRAIN 'EM ALL. THAT'S WHAT I SAY. LET THE SCARABS SORT 'EM OUT. AM I RIGHT?

Re: My Undead Life #2by cheeseman000
one eye joe - normal: WOW THE PEOPLE ON MY PLANET CALL MY UNDEAD LIFE OUT OF THIS WORLD
scyco - normal: THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY IF YOU WERE A ALIEN
one eye joe - normal: WWWWAAAAAAAA
scyco - normal: I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU MY UNDEAD LIFE

one eye joe - normal: WOW THE PEOPLE ON MY PLANET CALL MY UNDEAD LIFE OUT OF THIS WORLD
scyco - normal: THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY IF YOU WERE A ALIEN
one eye joe - normal: WWWWAAAAAAAA
scyco - normal: I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU MY UNDEAD LIFE

My Undead Life #2

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