toonlet: Colon Cancer Quiz

Colon Cancer Quiz

by michelledennis

Michelle counting - normal: _GREEN TEA _ANY SUPPLEMENT CLAIMING ANTICANCER PROPERTIES X_WILLING THE TUMOR AWAY
FAVORITE ALTERNATIVE THERAPY?
Michelle agitated - normal: _TOO MUCH FUN _TOO MUCH SUN _TOO MUCH TASTY FOOD X_FAMILY GENES!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET CANCER?
Michelle mope - confront: _SHOW ME YOUR SCARS AND I'LL SHOW YOU MINE _MY ONCOLOGIST CAN BEAT UP YOUR ONCOLOGIST
CANCER TRASH TALK:
Michelle exasperate - sad: _WHEN I GOTTA GO, GET OUTTA THE WAY! _BLOATED LIKE A BALLOON X_POOPING EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY
WORST SYMPTOMS?
Michelle freaked stake - startled: _SUNBURNED A-HOLE _FEELING LETHARGIC LIKE A BONELESS CHICKEN X_KITTY LITTER POOS
WORST TREATMENT SIDE-EFFECTS?
Michelle make point - normal: _$150,000 _$ MY WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS _$ I'M BANKRUPT X_$ PRICELESS
HOW MUCH DID CANCER TREATMENTS COST?
Michelle counting - normal: X_GOT ENGAGED! _MET SOME NEW AWESOME PEOPLE _LEARNED SO MUCH NEW STUFF ABOUT MY BODY
ANYTHING GOOD COME FROM THIS EXPERIENCE?
Michelle counting2 - normal: OH, AND MY BROTHER SAYS MY LIFE IS NOW AUTOMATICALLY MORE INTERESTING.

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Re: Colon Cancer Quizby keithdennis
Yossarian - Grim: I'M JEALOUS. YOU WERE ALREADY MORE INTERESTING THAN ME AT PARTIES. NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE?

Yossarian - Grim: I'M JEALOUS. YOU WERE ALREADY MORE INTERESTING THAN ME AT PARTIES. NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE?

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