toonlet: Live, from the street!

Live, from the street!

by NeverBeFiredAgain

Dirk Rockman4 - normal: HI, THIS IS YOUR ROVING REPORTER, DIRK ROCKMAN WITH REACTIONS TO TODAY'S PRIMARIES. SIR, HOW DO YOU FEEL THE PRIMARIES ARE GOING?
Hey Boy - mad - shouting: WELL SIR, I PRAYED TO JEEESUS AND HE SAID THAT YUR ALL GOIN TA HELL! THAT KATRINA WAS JUS A FORETASTE OF THE WRATH OF GOD!
tornadowomen1 - bewildered: WELL, I HAVE TO AGREE WIF MY HUSSBAND! JEESUS IS A GONNA PUT AH HURTIN ON YOU HEATHENS! REVEREND HAGEE TOLD US THAT WE SHOULD PREPARE FOR THE RAPTURE!
Dirk Rockman - embarrassed: THE... RAPTURE...! DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY AND THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND?
averageteengirl3 - zombie1: OH, MY, GOD! DON'T LISTEN TO MY PARENTS! BARAK OBAMA IS SOOOO HOT! HE'S LIKE A 21ST CENTURY JFK! TOTALLY!
Dirk Rockman - normal: DIRK ROCKMAN-ROVING REPORTER... AND SIR, HOW DO YOU FEEL THE ELECTIONS GOING? AH, IT'S FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON!
billC1 - normal4: WHO'S YER DADDY? YOU MISS ME DON'T YOU? OF COURSE I'M A LITTLE BIASED. I FEEL MY WIFE WOULD BE THE BEST CANDIDATE FOR THE JOB!
Dirk Rockman - observant: OF COURSE YOU'D BACK HER, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SENATOR OBAMA?
billC1 - makingapoint1: HE'S ALWAYS GOT A JOB TO FULFILL DOWN AT MY HOUSE! I MEAN, GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND!
billC1 - hurray1: LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID: IF A POLITICIAN USES FEAR AND DESPAIR, THEN VOTE FOR THE ONE THAT OFFERS HOPE AND ENCOURAGEMENT!
Dirk Rockman - disgusted: THIS HAS BEEN YOUR ROVING REPORTER - DIRK ROCKMAN TALKING LIVE FROM THE STREET!

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Re: Live, from the street!by craig
Buzzy Bear - menacing: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON...
Buzzy Bear - confetti: BUT THIS STRIP'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, ANYHOW!

Buzzy Bear - menacing: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON...
Buzzy Bear - confetti: BUT THIS STRIP'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, ANYHOW!

Re: Live, from the street!by taterprint
ricky - different: SO...IS BILL SAYING HE'S VOTING FOR OBAMA THEN?

Live, from the street!

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