toonlet: Mechanized Compassion

Mechanized Compassion

by chrs related [www.idealgovernment.com]

droyd - salute: SERGEANT DROYD, FIRST MECHANIZED COMPASSION UNIT, REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!
bobotron - normal: AT EASE, SERGEANT. YOU KNOW OUR MISSION...
bobotron - normal: OUR MASTERS HAVE DETERMINED THAT SOCIAL WORKERS AND OTHER WELFARE PROFESSIONALS ARE EXPENSIVE AND PRONE TO MISTAKES.
droyd - normal: SO WE AND OUR COLLEAGUES IN THE NATIONAL DATABASE CORP ARE TO REPLACE THEM WITH OUR PERFECT CARING LOGIC.
bobotron - normal: INDEED. ONCE WE HAVE ALL THE DATA ON THE LIVES OF THE CITIZENS WE WILL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE PERFECT PERSONALIZED SERVICES.
droyd - normal: WHAT IS MY FIRST MISSION, SIR?
bobotron - normal: GATHER DATA ON EVERY SINGLE CHILD CITIZEN. THEIR ADDRESS, THEIR SCHOOL, CONTACT WITH WELFARE SERVICES AND SO ON.
droyd - salute: YES, SIR. HOW WILL THIS HELP OUR MISSION SIR?
bobotron - normal: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE MOST VULNERABLE YOUNG CITIZENS AND TARGET OUR COMPASSION ON THEM.
droyd - normal: YES, SIR, BUT WHY DO I NEED TO GATHER DATA ON *EVERY* CHILD?
bobotron - normal: WE DON'T WANT TO STIGMATIZE ANYONE, SO A UNIVERSAL SYSTEM IT MUST BE.
bobotron - normal: DON'T FORGET TO EXCLUDE THE CHILDREN OF POLITICIANS AND CELEBRITIES THOUGH. WE CAN'T HAVE THEIR DETAILS AVAILABLE FOR SCRUTINY.

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Re: Mechanized Compassionby Aldercry
Me - happy: GENIUS. FUNNY. POIGNANT. THESE WORDS ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE THIS PIECE...PLUS, I LAUGHED MY PANTS OFF. LITERALLY. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAPPENED, THOUGH.

Me - happy: GENIUS. FUNNY. POIGNANT. THESE WORDS ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE THIS PIECE...PLUS, I LAUGHED MY PANTS OFF. LITERALLY. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAPPENED, THOUGH.

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