toonlet: Truth On The Line comics #2

Truth On The Line comics #2

by steev related [truthontheline.tv]

vic - normal: Hi folks, we need to discuss the budget. The grant from the Ebenezer Trust is tiny this year. They're funding less border-issues news.
vic
Stan - normal: Damn. Well, we'll have to come up with some other fundraising. Fast!
stan
maria - normal: Hey, I noticed that someone keeps spilling horchata in Edit Bay 2!
Maria
vic - peeved: Maria, what does that have to do with fundraising?
maria - explanatory: I thought if we find out who's bringing it in, maybe it's homemade & we could sell it.
Stan - happier: Perfect! Like a lemonade stand! Maybe empanadas and cookies too!
vic - normal: Umm, i'm afraid that's not horchata. Phil's been editing his indie film off-hours in there.
vic - peeved: He often doesn't want to get up from the desk & go all the way downstairs to the bathroom....
vic - normal: ...so he uses a jar instead, and sometimes I guess the jar leaks.
maria - disgusted: EWW! T.M.I.!!
Stan - sadder: So, no lemonade stand.
vic - peeved: Hey! Phil is straightedge. I guess we could sell his urine to people getting drug tested!

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Re: Truth On The Line comics #2by tixrus
Mom - better: WTF KIND OF HORCHATA HAS MARIA BEEN DRINKING, THAT'S SO BAD SHE MISTAKES PISS FOR IT???
Mom - pint: SEND HER ON DOWN TO TIXRUS GENUINE HORCHATA BAR. SHE'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!

Mom - better: WTF KIND OF HORCHATA HAS MARIA BEEN DRINKING, THAT'S SO BAD SHE MISTAKES PISS FOR IT???
Mom - pint: SEND HER ON DOWN TO TIXRUS GENUINE HORCHATA BAR. SHE'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!

Re: Truth On The Line comics #2by lordvacuity
Oliver Peeples - normal: NO THANKS, BUT COULD YOU DIRECT ME TO THE WHORE CHATA?

Truth On The Line comics #2

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