toonlet: Uncoachable Gangsters

Uncoachable Gangsters

by ugboss

Chris - normal: I TOOK MY NEPHEW TO THE PARK TODAY AND REALIZED SOMETHING...
Travis - normal: THAT YOU SUCK? THAT CHICKS FIND YOU REPULSIVE? WHAT?
Chris - normal: I REALIZED WHY AMERICANS KINDA SUCK AT HOOPS NOW.
stu scott - normal: BOO-YA! GOTCHA ALL IN CHECK!
IT'S EASY TO BLAME THE IDIOTS AT ESPN FOR GLAMORIZING DUNKS OVER FUNDAMENTALS...
van gundy - normal: ANOTHER PICK AND ROLL! FANTASTIC.
OR THE FACT THAT AN NBA OFFENSE HAS ONE PLAY...
Chris - mad: BUT TODAY I SEE THESE TEENS PLAYING ON 7-FOOT HOOPS! 7 FEET!
Chris - mad: THEY'RE NOT JUST DUNKING. THEY'RE ACTUALLY HONING THEIR JUMPERS ON A 7-FOOT HOOP!
Chris - mad: AND THEY DON'T PLAY D--ALL THEY DO IS GOAL TEND EVERY NON-DUNK!
Chris - mad: IN THE NAME OF USA BASKETBALL, SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY OUTLAW THIS SHIT?
Travis - normal: .........
Travis - happy: SOME 15-YEAR-OLD DUNKED ON YOUR HEAD, DIDN'T HE?!
Chris - mad: I WAS TRYING TO DRAW A CHARGE! AND DO YOU THINK THEY CALLED IT? NO!

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Re: Uncoachable Gangstersby taterprint
sweatshirt hipster - laughingtoo: HA HA HA! LOL! AWESOME!
sweatshirt hipster - unsure: FOR THAT MATTER...I NEVER REALLY GOT THE DUNK CONTESTS EITHER, AND EVERYBODY SEEMS TO WANT TO WIN THOSE...
sweatshirt hipster - general: WELL, EXCEPT MUGGSY I GUESS. BUT HE'S ALREADY PROVED HIMSELF. HE DOESN'T NEED THAT SHIT ANYWAY...

sweatshirt hipster - laughingtoo: HA HA HA! LOL! AWESOME!
sweatshirt hipster - unsure: FOR THAT MATTER...I NEVER REALLY GOT THE DUNK CONTESTS EITHER, AND EVERYBODY SEEMS TO WANT TO WIN THOSE...
sweatshirt hipster - general: WELL, EXCEPT MUGGSY I GUESS. BUT HE'S ALREADY PROVED HIMSELF. HE DOESN'T NEED THAT SHIT ANYWAY...

Uncoachable Gangsters

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