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THE GOOD LIFE

by kn8dl

DR. A - normal: TODAY MY WIFE APPLIED FOR SOCIAL SECURITY.
DR. A - normal: SHE HASN'T WORKED A PAYROLL JOB SINCE 1971,..
DR. A - sad: ..AND DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH CREDITS TO QUALIFY FOR A MONTHLY CHECK.
DR. A - normal: BUT BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED TO ME, AND I GET A PAYMENT,
DR. A - normal: ..SHE WILL GET A PAYMENT EQUAL TO HALF OF MINE.
DR> A - happy: THANKS DEMOCRATS FOR SUCH A SWELL TRANSFER OF WEALTH PLAN.
DR. A - disgusted: AND ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE OUT THERE,..
DR. A - disgusted: ..PLEASE KEEP THOSE WORK DOLLARS FLOWING.

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Re: THE GOOD LIFEby jihirsch
allen - normal: WE DECIDED NOT TO ACCEPT SPOUSAL SOCIAL SECURITY.
allen - normal: WE SUCCESSFULLY ARBITRATED KNEE MONEY...
allen - normal: ...SO NOW WE ARE AFTER TOE NAIL MONEY
allen - normal: I HOPE THESE SUITS DON'T EXCLUDE US FROM THE MEDICARE TRUST FUND.

allen - normal: WE DECIDED NOT TO ACCEPT SPOUSAL SOCIAL SECURITY.
allen - normal: WE SUCCESSFULLY ARBITRATED KNEE MONEY...
allen - normal: ...SO NOW WE ARE AFTER TOE NAIL MONEY
allen - normal: I HOPE THESE SUITS DON'T EXCLUDE US FROM THE MEDICARE TRUST FUND.

Re: THE GOOD LIFEby craig
metal craig - hand jive: HEY, DAD - I DON'T MIND YOU AND MOM USING SOCIAL SECUITY MONEY TO SUPPLEMENT YOUR ALREADY COMFORTABLE LIVES.
metal craig - thinking: I MEAN, WHEN YOUR CHILDREN ARE OLD ENOUGH FOR SOCIAL SECURITY, THE UNITED STATES WILL LIKELY BE INSOLVENT.
metal craig - speaking: SO IT'S NICE THAT *SOMEONE* IN THE FAMILY GETS TO USE IT.

THE GOOD LIFE

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